The St. Louis area’s wrestling faithful descended upon Spaulding Hall in Alton on Friday, January 10 for Saint Louis Anarchy’s first show of the new year, Gateway To Anarchy. Spaulding Hall, a Knights of Columbus hall just up the hill from Alton’s main drag, is the home of Anarchy, and the spiritual home of the modern era of St. Louis wrestling. Friday night, Spaulding Hall was jam-packed, with hundreds of fervent fans gathering for a big night featuring all sorts of stars from the independent wrestling scene.

*Spoiler warning for those planning to watch on Independent Wrestling TV, results follow*

Pre-show festivities

Per usual, the night was kicked off by a few surprise pre-show matches. Levi Everett, a humble Amish man who “travels by way of horse and buggy” fought Victor Avalon, who made a mockery of Everett’s butter churn, and became a villain in the eyes of the crowd filing in Spaulding Hall. Everett did not take Avalon breaking his churn lightly, and dispatched of Everett in quick fashion. 

In the second match, Anarchy fans were introduced to two more members of IFHY, Shawn Kemp and Johnathan Wolf, who squared off with the Diamond Dogs, Graham Bell and Luke Langley. A few months ago Bell reached an achievement many pro wrestlers dream of, wrestling in Tokyo’s Korakuen Hall, but might be more known to some as the Diamond Dog with the really big cannon. This was a quick but fun match, with the IFHY team of Kemp and Wolf coming out victorious. 

In the return of what I’ve dubbed the “Everett Connors Variety Hour”, Connors and Raul the Bear came out to the ring to entertain fans while people found their seats and got food and drinks prior to the start of the main show. Connors asked the crowd for names of wrestlers/people around Saint Louis Anarchy so he could do impressions of them. While I’m not an expert on impressions or impersonations, Connors seemed to just about nail each one, even if he was just saying “Ooooh I’m ______ I’m a bitch”.

The Kenway def. Cole Radrick

The first match of the main card saw the third member of IFHY step into the ring in “Lionheart” Cole Radrick. He squared off with The Kenway, who was sporting a new jacket but the same disdain for those who don’t recognize his talent. Kenway is a very talented jerk, and his skill in the ring can make you forget his disposition. Radrick’s left knee was hurt in the match, and Kenway attacked it with precision until the end. Radrick was forced to tap to the figure four leg lock, stretching the hurt knee till it couldn’t be stretched anymore. 

Seishin & Kenny Alfonso def. Ace Perry & Deacon Cash

Perry and Cash (who came to the ring holding a money gun, not sure if the money in it was real) drew the ire of the Anarchy faithful by attacking fan favorites Seishin and Alfonso while they were posing for the crowd to start the match. They probably shouldn’t have angered “The Little Blue Dragon” Seishin, who, once tagged into the contest, was literally breathing fire. Her energy and specifically, her kicks spelled doom for Perry and Cash. Seishin clocked Deacon Cash with a big running knee and pinned him for the finish.

Thomas Shire def. Aaron Williams

A few Anarchy events ago, Shire was getting mixed to negative reactions from the hundreds in attendance. That’s seemingly all changed, and Shire received a hero’s welcome at Spaulding Hall on Friday night. Williams and Shire are a well-matched pair in the ring, and their years of combined wrestling experience was really on display. 

Shire possessed the size advantage, but Williams’ striking power leveled the playing field. Shire caught Williams in the UFO (where a wrestler lifts another wrestler on their shoulders, spins around a bunch, and dumps the wrestler back on the ground) which might have been the end of another match, but couldn’t capitalize and pin Williams after it. Shire pinned Williams after a war of attrition, and both men received a standing ovation from the faithful Anarchy crowd. 

Curt Stallion def. Gary Jay

In my preview for this match, I said it was a potential show-stealer, and it did not disappoint. For the first say, five minutes of the match, both men were just taunting each other, goading the other on to hit them as hard as they could. “Give me your best fuckin’ shot.” said Curt Stallion, bemused by the fanfare around Gary Jay, arguably the biggest fan favorite in Saint Louis Anarchy. Jay obliged Stallion’s request, and Stallion returned with some stiff strikes of his own.

Not impressed by Stallion’s efforts, Jay continued to pour on the insults. “C’mon Curt, what are you, a bitch?” Eager to prove that he wasn’t, Stallion kicked his strikes up a notch, with both wrestlers already showing bruising from their exchanged blows. If I could compare Curt Stallion and Gary Jay’s match to another, I’d compare it to when a fight happens in a cartoon and all you really see is a big cloud of dust with fists and kicks flying.

The tide of the match turned when Stallion, on the floor outside the ring, jumped up and headbutted a diving/attacking Gary Jay, who crashed head-first to the cold tile of the Spaulding Hall floor. Despite Jay knocking the hell out of Stallion throughout the match, Stallion’s trademark headbutts were the decider. Stallion pinned Gary Jay following the last headbutt, and most importantly, won against one of the Four Pillars of St. Louis Wrestling. 

When Curt Stallion returned to Anarchy, he set his sights on those men known as the Four Pillars (Gary Jay, Warhorse, The Besties In The World). After falling short of defeating Warhorse and capturing the Independent Wrestling TV title, a win against Gary Jay has earned him the right to face the remaining pillars, the Besties, in a tag match at a later date. 

Angelus Layne, Jake Dirden & Christian Rose def. Evan Gelistico, Everett Connors & Billie Starkz

Without the conniving antics of Greg Jovi ringside, I wondered if The Family would miss their leader in this six-person tag. The match marked Angelus Layne’s first Anarchy action after coming out of retirement, and she looked more than sharp in and around the ring. Even though Greg Jovi wasn’t around, The Family still managed to be fairly dastardly without him, going as low as literally biting Evan Gelistico’s hand as he reached towards his corner for a tag. “Space Jesus” Billie Starkz couldn’t save Anarchy from The Family this time around, and Angelus Layne pinned her for the win. 

“First things first, unfortunately Father Greg (Jovi) couldn’t be here tonight, he is busy negotiating for title opportunities and main event matches for Mr. Dirden, Miss Layne, and obviously, myself. Second things second, you may ask why Angelus Layne, a cornerstone of Saint Louis Anarchy, would join The Family. Well it’s because of all of you! She was forced to leave and none of you cared, you all forgot about her, and you all moved onto the next ‘flavor of the week’, Billie Starkz. Third things third, you may ask why we chose to excommunicate Thomas Shire. He thought he was bigger than us, he thought he was bigger than Greg, he thought he was bigger than The Family. Family comes first, and The Family is forever.”

Christian Rose, after the six-person tag match

Hearing his name invoked, Thomas Shire came out to the ring and stared down each member of the family, and attacked each of them. Unfortunately the Family held strength in numbers, and as Shire hoisted Layne to his shoulders for a UFO, he was hit with a low blow and then ganged up on, with Layne knocking him out with a running knee. While beaten down on Friday night, Shire might be winning more fans in Anarchy by squarely positioning himself against Greg Jovi’s villainous Family. 

Anthony “Sharkbait” Gutierrez def. Chip Day

While Chip Day might be more known as a heavy hitter across independent wrestling, this match showcased that he’s more than capable of showing his talents on the mat, grappling move for move with the professional MMA talent that is Anthony Gutierrez. Mat-based, methodical wrestling doesn’t get the praise it deserves in independent professional wrestling because it might not look as crazy as guys jumping from the top rope to the floor, but it’s a nuance that changes the flow of a typical show, and these two put on a great display of the style.

I thought the match would tip in Day’s favor when he caught Sharkbait in a triangle, after Sharkbait attempted a huge punch on a downed Day. Sharkbait, as he so often does, wriggled out of the hold and in seconds Day was back on the defensive. Sharkbait ended the match with a big spinning heel kick, pinning Chip Day for the three count and adding another impressive win to his Anarchy record thus far. 

The Besties In The World (Davey Vega & Mat Fitchett) def. Larry D & “Big Beef” Gnarls Garvin

Many times in wrestling, fans are asked to pick or root for a winner when they earnestly respect and admire everyone in the ring. Chants of “Both these guys!” or “All these guys!” have become commonplace for crowds who don’t want either side to feel they’re not welcome. When the Besties were in the same ring with “The Best Hand In The House” Larry D and “Big Beef” Gnarls Garvin, Anarchy’s faithful were faced with the same conundrum. 

The size advantage for Larry D and Big Beef were apparent early and often, throwing the Besties around, and occasionally throwing them onto one another. The Besties were clearly overpowered here, but possessed the agility and creativity with their offense to level the playing field against their meatier opponents. I’m still thinking about the move where Davey Vega looked to be suplexing his partner Mat Fitchett, but actually threw Fitchett at Larry D for a stunner-type move. Fitchett on Twitter called the move “Boomerang”.

This match, like many on the Anarchy card, spilled out of the ring. Big Beef cleared out what looked to be a third of the building with a huge dive to the outside, with Besties, fans, his teammate Larry D and plenty of chairs caught in the crossfire. The Besties sealed the deal and won the match, proving why they’re one of the best tag teams anywhere in wrestling today. 

“These two guys are fuckin’ badass, man.” Mat Fitchett said to the crowd following the match. “Play their music or something because these guys deserve to have this ring.” Fitchett also made note that Larry D has recently signed with Impact Wrestling, and will be plying his trade on TV. The Anarchy crowd offered a “You deserve it” chant as he and Big Beef were applauded throughout Spaulding Hall. 

Independent Wrestling TV Title Match: (c) Warhorse def. Fred Yehi

A “big fight feel” descended upon Spaulding Hall as soon as Warhorse’s music hit. Fans far and wide have been captivated by Warhorse, who’s been ruling ass across independent wrestling and, if you follow him, your Twitter timeline. Yehi might be a bit more soft-spoken on social media, but his work in the ring does the talking his Twitter doesn’t.

Warhorse started this match poking the bear that is Yehi, and probably shouldn’t have. Yehi’s retort was brutal, showing the Anarchy crowd why he’s been nicknamed “Savageweight”. Yehi mocked Warhorse’s headbanging and air guitaring while subjecting the IWTV champ to a vicious assault. 

It has to be said that Yehi is a prototype for what a wrestler should be in many people’s minds. He’s a violent adonis, his good looks had women in the crowd cheering him on without ever seeing him perform before, and his precise tactics inside the ropes match or best anyone in the sport of pro wrestling today. Yehi slowed the pace of the match down to his liking, and, for the most part, took Warhorse’s rabid fans out of the match.

Yehi captured Warhorse in the Koji Clutch, his go-to submission hold, and a desperate Warhorse fought to the ropes to break the hold. Warhorse was exasperated and put on the back foot by Yehi’s offense, but a big powerbomb (called a HORSEPOWERBOMB by Warhorse on Twitter) shifted the flow of the match. Warhorse rolled through another attempted Koji Clutch by Yehi and snuck a pin on the mat, hoisting Yehi by his own petard. 

Following the match, Warhorse and Fred Yehi stared each other down, and Warhorse offered a handshake, and likely, a path for Yehi to follow as he enters the world of Saint Louis Anarchy. Yehi put up a hand, but unwound a middle finger, and soon another with the other hand. Yehi clearly did not come to Anarchy to make friends. 

Gateway Heritage Championship Match: (c) Jeremy Wyatt def. Nick Gage

Full disclosure here, this one was a bit too chaotic for me to take notes on my phone during. This match made for a perfect storm of sorts. The crowd largely hated Wyatt. They’ve largely hated Wyatt for some time. Nick Gage came to give the people what they claim to want, a new champion. After Wyatt called Nick Gage “too stupid for the rules” at the last Anarchy Event, No Church In The Wild, he criticized the Spaulding Hall crowd for rooting on this outsider to take his belt. 

Before the match had even started, Nick Gage threw my pizza on the floor. Not a whole one, thankfully, but the remaining five or six square-cut slices slammed on the Spaulding Hall tile as Gage tossed the chair the pizza was sitting on. Frankly, it was an honor to lose a quarter of a pizza to a deathmatch wrestling icon. 

Wyatt did toss anything of mine thankfully, as his entrance was a bit more meticulous and muted, as it always is. Jeremy Wyatt’s business is usually done in the ring, but naturally, as many Nick Gage matches tend to do, it spilled outside immediately, plowing through the crowd and chairs and even through the entrance curtain, with other wrestlers scurrying to the back as the PVC pipes holding the curtains came crashing down. 

Wyatt and Gage took turns throwing each other into chairs that were being held up by fans, or just chairs on the ground, frankly, they were just throwing each other all over the place. One instance of crowd interaction saw a fan throw trash at Wyatt, but the Monarch remained focused on his mission. By the time the match came back to the ring, so did the chairs, with the referee and wrestlers alike both having to tell fans to stop throwing chairs into the ring. 

Gage tossed Wyatt onto about seven or eight chairs and attempted to go for the win but Wyatt managed to kick out. Wyatt had to reach into a bag of tricks he doesn’t usually dive into, which included handcuffing Nick Gage, and choking him with the cuffs. Not finished, Wyatt went back under the ring for more mayhem, and came back with a white powder, throwing it in Gage’s face and blinding him.

Gage was staggered, blinded by the powder, throwing punches at Wyatt when Wyatt wasn’t standing across from him. Notably, the referee did nothing about this, even though the ref was calling rope breaks and other laws of pro wrestling earlier on in the match. Wyatt ended the match and the chaos by piledriving Nick Gage through a chair, pinning him, and retaining the Gateway Heritage Championship. 

Gage got on the mic afterwards to call out the referee who allowed him to be blinded but called the match down the middle for Wyatt. The crowd chanted “Fuck that ref” in agreement, and I felt honestly very worried for the poor guy. When Nick Gage is on the mic, people listen, and respond. 

“I’m gonna keep it real with you motherfuckers because I’m the realest motherfucker in this business. The last few weeks have been tough for me, one of my best friends, I call them my brothers, is in the hospital fighting for his life right now. And you know what? To come here, in front of all you people, and to hear you guys go nuts when I’m out here, it makes me forget about all that shit. So thank you. Let me keep it real, I’m here to stay in St. Louis. And I feel like I’m about to start running things around this motherfucker.”

Nick Gage, following his defeat at Gateway To Anarchy

That bold statement by Nick Gage has put the world of Anarchy on notice. Between the introduction of Fred Yehi to the Anarchy fold and that statement of intent from Nick Gage to stay in St. Louis and make his presence felt, 2020 looks to be a “game changing” year for Saint Louis Anarchy, if the action of Gateway To Anarchy is any indication.