New Year, Same Old Anarchy: A Gateway To Anarchy Review

The St. Louis area’s wrestling faithful descended upon Spaulding Hall in Alton on Friday, January 10 for Saint Louis Anarchy’s first show of the new year, Gateway To Anarchy. Spaulding Hall, a Knights of Columbus hall just up the hill from Alton’s main drag, is the home of Anarchy, and the spiritual home of the modern era of St. Louis wrestling. Friday night, Spaulding Hall was jam-packed, with hundreds of fervent fans gathering for a big night featuring all sorts of stars from the independent wrestling scene.

*Spoiler warning for those planning to watch on Independent Wrestling TV, results follow*

Pre-show festivities

Per usual, the night was kicked off by a few surprise pre-show matches. Levi Everett, a humble Amish man who “travels by way of horse and buggy” fought Victor Avalon, who made a mockery of Everett’s butter churn, and became a villain in the eyes of the crowd filing in Spaulding Hall. Everett did not take Avalon breaking his churn lightly, and dispatched of Everett in quick fashion. 

In the second match, Anarchy fans were introduced to two more members of IFHY, Shawn Kemp and Johnathan Wolf, who squared off with the Diamond Dogs, Graham Bell and Luke Langley. A few months ago Bell reached an achievement many pro wrestlers dream of, wrestling in Tokyo’s Korakuen Hall, but might be more known to some as the Diamond Dog with the really big cannon. This was a quick but fun match, with the IFHY team of Kemp and Wolf coming out victorious. 

In the return of what I’ve dubbed the “Everett Connors Variety Hour”, Connors and Raul the Bear came out to the ring to entertain fans while people found their seats and got food and drinks prior to the start of the main show. Connors asked the crowd for names of wrestlers/people around Saint Louis Anarchy so he could do impressions of them. While I’m not an expert on impressions or impersonations, Connors seemed to just about nail each one, even if he was just saying “Ooooh I’m ______ I’m a bitch”.

The Kenway def. Cole Radrick

The first match of the main card saw the third member of IFHY step into the ring in “Lionheart” Cole Radrick. He squared off with The Kenway, who was sporting a new jacket but the same disdain for those who don’t recognize his talent. Kenway is a very talented jerk, and his skill in the ring can make you forget his disposition. Radrick’s left knee was hurt in the match, and Kenway attacked it with precision until the end. Radrick was forced to tap to the figure four leg lock, stretching the hurt knee till it couldn’t be stretched anymore. 

Seishin & Kenny Alfonso def. Ace Perry & Deacon Cash

Perry and Cash (who came to the ring holding a money gun, not sure if the money in it was real) drew the ire of the Anarchy faithful by attacking fan favorites Seishin and Alfonso while they were posing for the crowd to start the match. They probably shouldn’t have angered “The Little Blue Dragon” Seishin, who, once tagged into the contest, was literally breathing fire. Her energy and specifically, her kicks spelled doom for Perry and Cash. Seishin clocked Deacon Cash with a big running knee and pinned him for the finish.

Thomas Shire def. Aaron Williams

A few Anarchy events ago, Shire was getting mixed to negative reactions from the hundreds in attendance. That’s seemingly all changed, and Shire received a hero’s welcome at Spaulding Hall on Friday night. Williams and Shire are a well-matched pair in the ring, and their years of combined wrestling experience was really on display. 

Shire possessed the size advantage, but Williams’ striking power leveled the playing field. Shire caught Williams in the UFO (where a wrestler lifts another wrestler on their shoulders, spins around a bunch, and dumps the wrestler back on the ground) which might have been the end of another match, but couldn’t capitalize and pin Williams after it. Shire pinned Williams after a war of attrition, and both men received a standing ovation from the faithful Anarchy crowd. 

Curt Stallion def. Gary Jay

In my preview for this match, I said it was a potential show-stealer, and it did not disappoint. For the first say, five minutes of the match, both men were just taunting each other, goading the other on to hit them as hard as they could. “Give me your best fuckin’ shot.” said Curt Stallion, bemused by the fanfare around Gary Jay, arguably the biggest fan favorite in Saint Louis Anarchy. Jay obliged Stallion’s request, and Stallion returned with some stiff strikes of his own.

Not impressed by Stallion’s efforts, Jay continued to pour on the insults. “C’mon Curt, what are you, a bitch?” Eager to prove that he wasn’t, Stallion kicked his strikes up a notch, with both wrestlers already showing bruising from their exchanged blows. If I could compare Curt Stallion and Gary Jay’s match to another, I’d compare it to when a fight happens in a cartoon and all you really see is a big cloud of dust with fists and kicks flying.

The tide of the match turned when Stallion, on the floor outside the ring, jumped up and headbutted a diving/attacking Gary Jay, who crashed head-first to the cold tile of the Spaulding Hall floor. Despite Jay knocking the hell out of Stallion throughout the match, Stallion’s trademark headbutts were the decider. Stallion pinned Gary Jay following the last headbutt, and most importantly, won against one of the Four Pillars of St. Louis Wrestling. 

When Curt Stallion returned to Anarchy, he set his sights on those men known as the Four Pillars (Gary Jay, Warhorse, The Besties In The World). After falling short of defeating Warhorse and capturing the Independent Wrestling TV title, a win against Gary Jay has earned him the right to face the remaining pillars, the Besties, in a tag match at a later date. 

Angelus Layne, Jake Dirden & Christian Rose def. Evan Gelistico, Everett Connors & Billie Starkz

Without the conniving antics of Greg Jovi ringside, I wondered if The Family would miss their leader in this six-person tag. The match marked Angelus Layne’s first Anarchy action after coming out of retirement, and she looked more than sharp in and around the ring. Even though Greg Jovi wasn’t around, The Family still managed to be fairly dastardly without him, going as low as literally biting Evan Gelistico’s hand as he reached towards his corner for a tag. “Space Jesus” Billie Starkz couldn’t save Anarchy from The Family this time around, and Angelus Layne pinned her for the win. 

“First things first, unfortunately Father Greg (Jovi) couldn’t be here tonight, he is busy negotiating for title opportunities and main event matches for Mr. Dirden, Miss Layne, and obviously, myself. Second things second, you may ask why Angelus Layne, a cornerstone of Saint Louis Anarchy, would join The Family. Well it’s because of all of you! She was forced to leave and none of you cared, you all forgot about her, and you all moved onto the next ‘flavor of the week’, Billie Starkz. Third things third, you may ask why we chose to excommunicate Thomas Shire. He thought he was bigger than us, he thought he was bigger than Greg, he thought he was bigger than The Family. Family comes first, and The Family is forever.”

Christian Rose, after the six-person tag match

Hearing his name invoked, Thomas Shire came out to the ring and stared down each member of the family, and attacked each of them. Unfortunately the Family held strength in numbers, and as Shire hoisted Layne to his shoulders for a UFO, he was hit with a low blow and then ganged up on, with Layne knocking him out with a running knee. While beaten down on Friday night, Shire might be winning more fans in Anarchy by squarely positioning himself against Greg Jovi’s villainous Family. 

Anthony “Sharkbait” Gutierrez def. Chip Day

While Chip Day might be more known as a heavy hitter across independent wrestling, this match showcased that he’s more than capable of showing his talents on the mat, grappling move for move with the professional MMA talent that is Anthony Gutierrez. Mat-based, methodical wrestling doesn’t get the praise it deserves in independent professional wrestling because it might not look as crazy as guys jumping from the top rope to the floor, but it’s a nuance that changes the flow of a typical show, and these two put on a great display of the style.

I thought the match would tip in Day’s favor when he caught Sharkbait in a triangle, after Sharkbait attempted a huge punch on a downed Day. Sharkbait, as he so often does, wriggled out of the hold and in seconds Day was back on the defensive. Sharkbait ended the match with a big spinning heel kick, pinning Chip Day for the three count and adding another impressive win to his Anarchy record thus far. 

The Besties In The World (Davey Vega & Mat Fitchett) def. Larry D & “Big Beef” Gnarls Garvin

Many times in wrestling, fans are asked to pick or root for a winner when they earnestly respect and admire everyone in the ring. Chants of “Both these guys!” or “All these guys!” have become commonplace for crowds who don’t want either side to feel they’re not welcome. When the Besties were in the same ring with “The Best Hand In The House” Larry D and “Big Beef” Gnarls Garvin, Anarchy’s faithful were faced with the same conundrum. 

The size advantage for Larry D and Big Beef were apparent early and often, throwing the Besties around, and occasionally throwing them onto one another. The Besties were clearly overpowered here, but possessed the agility and creativity with their offense to level the playing field against their meatier opponents. I’m still thinking about the move where Davey Vega looked to be suplexing his partner Mat Fitchett, but actually threw Fitchett at Larry D for a stunner-type move. Fitchett on Twitter called the move “Boomerang”.

This match, like many on the Anarchy card, spilled out of the ring. Big Beef cleared out what looked to be a third of the building with a huge dive to the outside, with Besties, fans, his teammate Larry D and plenty of chairs caught in the crossfire. The Besties sealed the deal and won the match, proving why they’re one of the best tag teams anywhere in wrestling today. 

“These two guys are fuckin’ badass, man.” Mat Fitchett said to the crowd following the match. “Play their music or something because these guys deserve to have this ring.” Fitchett also made note that Larry D has recently signed with Impact Wrestling, and will be plying his trade on TV. The Anarchy crowd offered a “You deserve it” chant as he and Big Beef were applauded throughout Spaulding Hall. 

Independent Wrestling TV Title Match: (c) Warhorse def. Fred Yehi

A “big fight feel” descended upon Spaulding Hall as soon as Warhorse’s music hit. Fans far and wide have been captivated by Warhorse, who’s been ruling ass across independent wrestling and, if you follow him, your Twitter timeline. Yehi might be a bit more soft-spoken on social media, but his work in the ring does the talking his Twitter doesn’t.

Warhorse started this match poking the bear that is Yehi, and probably shouldn’t have. Yehi’s retort was brutal, showing the Anarchy crowd why he’s been nicknamed “Savageweight”. Yehi mocked Warhorse’s headbanging and air guitaring while subjecting the IWTV champ to a vicious assault. 

It has to be said that Yehi is a prototype for what a wrestler should be in many people’s minds. He’s a violent adonis, his good looks had women in the crowd cheering him on without ever seeing him perform before, and his precise tactics inside the ropes match or best anyone in the sport of pro wrestling today. Yehi slowed the pace of the match down to his liking, and, for the most part, took Warhorse’s rabid fans out of the match.

Yehi captured Warhorse in the Koji Clutch, his go-to submission hold, and a desperate Warhorse fought to the ropes to break the hold. Warhorse was exasperated and put on the back foot by Yehi’s offense, but a big powerbomb (called a HORSEPOWERBOMB by Warhorse on Twitter) shifted the flow of the match. Warhorse rolled through another attempted Koji Clutch by Yehi and snuck a pin on the mat, hoisting Yehi by his own petard. 

Following the match, Warhorse and Fred Yehi stared each other down, and Warhorse offered a handshake, and likely, a path for Yehi to follow as he enters the world of Saint Louis Anarchy. Yehi put up a hand, but unwound a middle finger, and soon another with the other hand. Yehi clearly did not come to Anarchy to make friends. 

Gateway Heritage Championship Match: (c) Jeremy Wyatt def. Nick Gage

Full disclosure here, this one was a bit too chaotic for me to take notes on my phone during. This match made for a perfect storm of sorts. The crowd largely hated Wyatt. They’ve largely hated Wyatt for some time. Nick Gage came to give the people what they claim to want, a new champion. After Wyatt called Nick Gage “too stupid for the rules” at the last Anarchy Event, No Church In The Wild, he criticized the Spaulding Hall crowd for rooting on this outsider to take his belt. 

Before the match had even started, Nick Gage threw my pizza on the floor. Not a whole one, thankfully, but the remaining five or six square-cut slices slammed on the Spaulding Hall tile as Gage tossed the chair the pizza was sitting on. Frankly, it was an honor to lose a quarter of a pizza to a deathmatch wrestling icon. 

Wyatt did toss anything of mine thankfully, as his entrance was a bit more meticulous and muted, as it always is. Jeremy Wyatt’s business is usually done in the ring, but naturally, as many Nick Gage matches tend to do, it spilled outside immediately, plowing through the crowd and chairs and even through the entrance curtain, with other wrestlers scurrying to the back as the PVC pipes holding the curtains came crashing down. 

Wyatt and Gage took turns throwing each other into chairs that were being held up by fans, or just chairs on the ground, frankly, they were just throwing each other all over the place. One instance of crowd interaction saw a fan throw trash at Wyatt, but the Monarch remained focused on his mission. By the time the match came back to the ring, so did the chairs, with the referee and wrestlers alike both having to tell fans to stop throwing chairs into the ring. 

Gage tossed Wyatt onto about seven or eight chairs and attempted to go for the win but Wyatt managed to kick out. Wyatt had to reach into a bag of tricks he doesn’t usually dive into, which included handcuffing Nick Gage, and choking him with the cuffs. Not finished, Wyatt went back under the ring for more mayhem, and came back with a white powder, throwing it in Gage’s face and blinding him.

Gage was staggered, blinded by the powder, throwing punches at Wyatt when Wyatt wasn’t standing across from him. Notably, the referee did nothing about this, even though the ref was calling rope breaks and other laws of pro wrestling earlier on in the match. Wyatt ended the match and the chaos by piledriving Nick Gage through a chair, pinning him, and retaining the Gateway Heritage Championship. 

Gage got on the mic afterwards to call out the referee who allowed him to be blinded but called the match down the middle for Wyatt. The crowd chanted “Fuck that ref” in agreement, and I felt honestly very worried for the poor guy. When Nick Gage is on the mic, people listen, and respond. 

“I’m gonna keep it real with you motherfuckers because I’m the realest motherfucker in this business. The last few weeks have been tough for me, one of my best friends, I call them my brothers, is in the hospital fighting for his life right now. And you know what? To come here, in front of all you people, and to hear you guys go nuts when I’m out here, it makes me forget about all that shit. So thank you. Let me keep it real, I’m here to stay in St. Louis. And I feel like I’m about to start running things around this motherfucker.”

Nick Gage, following his defeat at Gateway To Anarchy

That bold statement by Nick Gage has put the world of Anarchy on notice. Between the introduction of Fred Yehi to the Anarchy fold and that statement of intent from Nick Gage to stay in St. Louis and make his presence felt, 2020 looks to be a “game changing” year for Saint Louis Anarchy, if the action of Gateway To Anarchy is any indication. 

A New Decade of Anarchy: A Gateway to Anarchy Preview

The Arch in St. Louis is known as the “Gateway to the West”, in honor of St. Louis’s part in the westward expansion of the United States. A few miles north of St. Louis, Spaulding Hall in Alton, Illinois serves as the Gateway To Anarchy. The wrestling event of the same name on January 10 marks Saint Louis Anarchy’s first show of the new decade and year. The once near-monthly Anarchy is becoming a monthly fixture in 2020, and the events of Friday’s Gateway to Anarchy show will likely set the table for the year in Anarchy to come. 

Gateway Heritage Championship Match: (c) “The Monarch” Jeremy Wyatt vs. Nick Gage

The matchup that’s been months in the making, the ultraviolent Nick Gage demanded a shot at Jeremy Wyatt for “the fuckin’ strap” and on Friday he gets it. The Gateway Heritage Champion for 458 days as of this writing, “The Monarch” Jeremy Wyatt has ruled Saint Louis Anarchy and every promotion in which he has defended his Gateway Heritage Championship in. In twenty-five defenses of the GHC belt, Wyatt has gone an improbable 24-0-1, the one blemish coming recently, in an arduous 60-minute time limit draw with Gary Jay in December at Journey Pro Wrestling in Kansas City. 

Wyatt, a mat-based wrestler who’s in his true element when he can slow things down in the ring and keep less technically sound wrestlers guessing, usually defends the Gateway Heritage Championship under the stipulation of “pure wrestling rules”. Those rules state that each combatant has three rope breaks to escape submissions or pin attempts, and that using a rope break or breaking a rule (such as using a closed fist or weapon) costs you a rope break. 

This stipulation has come into play in several title matches and is partially a reason Wyatt is still the champion. However, for this encounter with Nick Gage, Wyatt waived the rules, claiming the Gage is “too stupid” for the rules, and would just disqualify himself. 

Calling Gage stupid is a bold move, to say the least. Nick Gage is, in this humble writer’s opinion, the fiercest and most dangerous competitor wrestling today. He piledrove Warhorse through a flaming skull! He bashed Gary Jay across the face with a fluorescent light tube! He’s done much more to many other wrestlers and essentially left a pile of beaten and bloody wrestlers in his wake since his return to pro wrestling. 

Whenever Nick Gage enters a room to fight, the energy changes, it’s something you can feel as soon as his Metallica entrance music hits. Gage recently lost his GCW crown, per se, losing the GCW World title to AJ Gray (who then lost it to Rickey Shane Page) last month. Gage will be hungry to snatch the Gateway Heritage Championship and put some gold back around his waist. 

Warhorse vs. Fred Yehi

Once just a viking named Jake, in 2019 Warhorse evolved to a full-fledged Ruler of Ass, headbanging his way across independent wrestling and claiming the Independent Wrestling TV Title in the process. He’ll kick and stomp a hole through anyone and headbang in the ring afterwards. One of the Four Pillars of St. Louis Wrestling, Warhorse is a beloved figure in Anarchy and frankly anywhere he pops up for a match. Which, as of last weekend, includes a record store without a wrestling ring in North Dakota.

When I saw the Saint Louis Anarchy Twitter account tweet that Fred Yehi was going to be a big part of the Anarchy roster in 2020, I was immediately giddy with excitement. I first heard of Yehi a handful of years ago when a friend showed me this backyard wrestling match Fred Yehi had ages ago in front of dozens of kids in lawnchairs. A young Yehi was doing moves I’d only seldom seen in any wrestling ring, let alone someone’s backyard. 

Fred Yehi is a unique talent, not many in the world of wrestling possess his combination of technical skill and physical prowess. Yehi matches up well with anyone of any size, with a number of matches in EVOLVE against current and former WWE or Impact Wrestling stars, including WALTER, TJ Perkins, Jordynne Grace, and Brian Cage. He unsuccessfully challenged Jeremy Wyatt for the Gateway Heritage Championship in Journey Pro in August 2019, but will be gunning for that title in 2020.

The Besties In The World vs. Larry D & “Big Beef” Gnarls Garvin

To dust off an old chestnut here, Anarchy wouldn’t be Anarchy without the Besties. They are the half of the Four Pillars of St. Louis Wrestling and truly the heart of wrestling in the St. Louis area and beyond. The Besties are beloved worldwide, and by the nature of the wrestling business, has put a target on their back wherever they go. They’re champions in multiple time zones, and many believe they’re the best tag team in independent wrestling.

Aiming at the target on the back of the Besties will be Larry D and “Big Beef” Gnarls Garvin. Garvin will be eager to make an impression with the Anarchy faithful and those watching at home on Independent Wrestling TV, tweeting that he was excited to have this match against what he called the best tag team in America today. Larry D has made his impression already, primarily with his fists, which the Besties will want to avoid if they want to leave Spaulding Hall victorious. 

Gary Jay vs. Curt Stallion

As of now, the man who has come closest to dethroning “The Monarch” Jeremy Wyatt is the “Stiff Robo Ginger” Gary Jay. As noted earlier in this preview, Jay and Wyatt’s match at Journey Pro Wrestling’s “Die Hard Is A Christmas Movie” event ended as a 60-minute time limit draw, with Wyatt retaining the belt. 

Gary Jay has made his wrestling home at Spaulding Hall, the official headquarters of the Gary Jay Movement. The crowd erupts for the man when he arrives, when he leaves, and mostly, when he wins. One of the Four Pillars of St. Louis wrestling, Jay is an embodiment of the great wrestling in the area, but that title has put him directly in the crosshairs of Curt Stallion. 

When “Lonestar” Curt Stallion returned to Anarchy he told the Spaulding Hall crowd that he was what made St. Louis Wrestling great, not Jay, Warhorse, or either Bestie. After losing to Warhorse and failing to capture the Independent Wrestling TV title, he faces one of the few men who fights with a calculated recklessness like he does in Gary Jay. This match has “show stealer” written all over it.

Chip Day vs. Anthony “Sharkbait” Gutierrez

Two of the meanest kicks in the business square off at Gateway to Anarchy in Chip Day and Sharkbait. An incredibly successful MMA fighter with a 29-6 record across professional and amateur mixed martial arts, Gutierrez soaks in Finding Nemo-esque “Sharkbait ooh ah ah” chants at Spaulding Hall as he delivers clubbing, harsh kicks to anyone in his path. 

In what feels like a perfect matchup, the only man in Anarchy who can go kick-for-kick with Sharkbait is Chip Day. Day is coming off a great match with ACH at an Atlanta Wrestling Entertainment show less than two weeks ago, a nearly thirty minute brawl which saw him lose his GWC belt to the man who vacated it when he originally signed a WWE contract. With a win, Day could prove that he deserves to be in the conversation for the Gateway Heritage Title. 

Aaron Williams vs. Thomas Shire

Aaron Williams just had a fierce bout with Impact Wrestling’s Sami Callihan at Rockstar Pro Wrestling. Two days after that squared off with Gary Jay at an IWA-Mid South show that left both combatants bruised and battle torn, and Thomas Shire knows exactly what that feels like, having lost a tough tussle with Jay at the last Anarchy show, No Church In The Wild.

Thomas Shire’s mixture of technical talent and very non-technical toughness makes him an interesting package in the ring and a tough match for anyone. “The King Of Hoss Island”, Shire trained in Japan, an All-Japan, Funking, and Funaki dojo student, and that expertise comes out in his matches. He even does a Baba special takedown. What’s not to like?

The Kenway vs. Cole Radrick

Two young competitors attempting to climb the Anarchy ladder from different sides, The Kenway and Cole Radrick are as similar as they are different. The Kenway, a brash, over-confident yet talented wrestler who added a “The” to his name, versus Radrick, the IFHY representative who has won the hearts and minds of the Anarchy fans through hard work in the ring. Both men look for a win to start 2020 on the right track.

Seishin & Kenny Alfonso vs. Ace Perry & Deacon Cash

Deacon Cash, who I apologize for believing was named “Ethan Cash” and writing as such on the previous show, looks to make a name for himself alongside Ace Perry, who snagged a win with the Reigel Twins at No Church In The Wild. Their opponents, Seishin and Kenny Alfonso, are rising stars, both with big futures in wrestling based on what they’ve done already. Seishin is a black belt who’s become a staple of the STL wrestling scene, and Alfonso is looking to make more waves in Anarchy after facing the Besties In The World at Journey Pro in December. 

Christian Rose, Angelus Layne, & Jake Dirden vs. Evan Gelistico, Everett Connors, & Billie Starkz

Greg Jovi’s treachery has infiltrated Anarchy, much to the chagrin of the Anarchy Faithful. Luckily for those faithful, their “Space Jesus”, Billie Starkz, is teaming up again with Everett Connors and Evan Gelistico to go toe-to-toe with the villainous stable. Everett Connors originally enlisted Billie Starkz to teach Raul The Bear how to be a good bear, which, so far, has worked. 

The Gateway to Anarchy opens Friday, January 10. For those outside of the St. Louis metro area, the show will be streaming live on Independent Wrestling TV. 

For those in the area, Spaulding Hall opens its doors at 6:15 pm for the pre-event party, with regular doors opening at 7. The event proper starts at 7:30. 

GLVC newcomers Lindenwood Capture Conference Crown

Lindenwood rallied in their final home game to beat Missouri S&T in overtime, 37-31. In just their first season as members of the Great Lakes Valley Conference, Lindenwood made seemingly easy work of their GLVC schedule. Undefeated in the league, and coming off a big win against NCAA Division II top ten opponent UIndy, the Lions completed their dream campaign with Saturday’s overtime victory.

The game got off to a good start for Lindenwood, forcing S&T quarterback Brennan Simms to fumble on his own 12-yard line on their first drive, and quickly converting for six to give the home team the early advantage. The Lindenwood defense that stifled Uindy in the first half on November 2 looked much more malleable against a perky S&T offense that scored 62 points a week ago, with holes opening up for S&T all over the field. All three of S&T’s first half touchdowns came on the ground in close or in goal-to-go situations. 

LU QB Cade Brister’s second touchdown pass was a 17-yard effort made possible by his running back, Nash Sutherlin. Sutherlin made the catch on a short out route, and scampered up the sideline the rest of the way for the touchdown. To help paint how effective each offense was, Lindenwood was forced to punt four times in the first half and committed one turnover, an interception on a ball thrown by Cade Brister. S&T didn’t punt in the first half, but did turn the ball over twice, the early game fumble and an interception in the second quarter. 

The Lindenwood defense that gave UIndy fits started to look the part in the second half, as the Miners from Missouri S&T saw holes that were open in the first half close up in the second. Down ten at half, the defense clamping down was critical in Lindenwood coming back in this ballgame, needing to give the ball to Cade Brister and the LU offense to get back ahead. Brister scrambled for not one but two touchdowns in the second half, and rushed for 158 yards on the day, often through the option. The dual threat QB added 187 yards through the air after setting a Lindenwood football record with 531 last week. 

Missouri S&T’s best chance to win the football game came with two seconds left in it. The Miners drove downfield but stalled short of the red zone, and kicker Ben Styron just needed to convert a 40-yard field goal to give S&T the win. His attempt was blocked, to the joy of the home sideline. Overtime would have to settle this one.

S&T won the toss for overtime and elected to give Lindenwood the ball. Lindenwood converted a first down and halved the 25-yard overtime field, and then finished with a Cade Brister pass to Glen Gibbons for the touchdown. The extra point was blocked, but it wouldn’t matter, as S&T was stuffed on 4th down on their turn in overtime. Yet again, Lindenwood’s flair for the dramatic and Cade Brister’s confidence under pressure were on display, and yet again, the Lions left the gridiron victorious. 

It’s been a great season covering Lindenwood football. While this game will be the last I attend this season, if postseason play is an option for Lindenwood I will be keeping up with those games in some capacity, on Twitter and with reports. I’ve had a blast roaming the sidelines and bleachers of Hunter Stadium this season, and am already looking forward to the 2020 season to see if these Lions can repeat as GLVC champions.  

Lindenwood 34, UIndy 27: Lions Lap Greyhounds

Lion’s Den: Lindenwood 34, UIndy 27, Lions Lap Greyhounds

By Nathan Tucker

nrtucker@lc.edu

Lindenwood got hot at the right time of the football season. After a rough start, Lindenwood went 4-0 in the month of October, and more importantly, in the Great Lakes Valley Conference. On Saturday November 2, the Lions hosted the Greyhounds from the University of Indianapolis. UIndy came into play ranked #8 in all of NCAA Division II football, bringing an undefeated 7-0 record to Hunter Stadium on the Lindenwood campus. 

Jumping to the second quarter, an early field goal and pick-six for UIndy gave the ranked visitors a 10-0 lead as both offenses had their struggles in the first. Lindenwood QB Cade Brister looked sharp, but until the second found no reward for his work. Brister would find a wide open Payton Rose for his first TD of what would prove to be a monumental day for the Lions quarterback. 

As the first half wound down, Brister led the Lions downfield through a series of orderly, methodical passes, finding receivers open in UIndy’s rather soft coverage. Brister capped the drive by scrambling and diving to his second TD, his first on the ground, and gave the Lions a 14-10 halftime lead. 

Credit to the Lindenwood defense should be given for locking down the usually powerful Greyhound offense in the opening half. UIndy’s offense came into today’s ballgame averaging over 20 points in the first half of their contests, and was held to just a lone field goal in the opening half hour of play.

“Up to this point, (UIndy)’d been averaging 14 points in the first quarter, they’d been averaging 10 points in the second quarter. They’d been getting a lot of their points in the first half. To hold the offense to zero points in the first quarter, they were kind of out of their element. They just weren’t used to it, they’ve never played from behind, they’ve never really played through four quarters. We knew if we could get ‘em through the fourth quarter we had a really good chance. They just haven’t played a full game. They haven’t had to, they’ve had leads and never had to come from behind. We have, we’ve been in these games and we’re used to them. All those games earlier in the season that frustrated us prepared us for games like this.”

Lindenwood head coach Jed Stugart, speaking to Lindenwood’s radio broadcast following the game

Brister and the Lindenwood offense picked up right where they left off at halftime. A big pass and catch from Cade Brister to Nash Sutherlin really swung momentum in favor of the home team, making the score 21-10, and reinvigorating the slightly chilly home fans packed into the west side of Hunter Stadium. Not stopping there, Lindenwood tacked on another score, yet again through the air, as wideout Glen Gibbons hauled in Brister’s effort in the endzone. The Lions had scored four unanswered touchdowns, and #8 UIndy’s sideline was stunned silent.

UIndy hasn’t faced any adversity this season that matches being down 18 on the road. The Greyhounds have done most of their damage early in games and gave their defense more breathing room, as Lindenwood ball coach Jed Stugart alluded to in previous quotes. The offense wasn’t clicking at all, all day for UIndy. Dual-threat QB TJ Edwards was attempting to score all the points back himself, and while he put up an impressive display on the ground and threw for 180 yards, his team was in a hole late.

I have to emphasize Cade Brister’s outstanding performance on the day for Lindenwood. Brister threw for 531 yards, a Lindenwood University record at any level of college sports. Brister was responsible for 4 scores, 3 through the air and his short scramble on the ground. Completing over 64% of his passes, Brister was locked in all day, and UIndy had no answers for the Lions air raid.

At 28-10, UIndy started clawing back. Their first score since the early pick-six was a Paul Buisman field goal, coming with just 12:34 left in the fourth quarter. The Greyhounds sandwiched a TJ Edwards touchdown run between two LU field goals, and pushed the score to 34-20 with about two minutes still on the clock.

UIndy still held out hopes for a late victory, marching down the field and scoring in a minute and a half to pull within a touchdown, the score 34-27. An onside kick attempt followed, and failed, and Lindenwood kneeled out the remaining time. Not quite as dramatic as some of Lindenwood’s previous home games, but likely the biggest Lindenwood win of the year, knocking off a top-ten team in NCAA Division II. 

“We believed we could win, there’s no doubt about it.” Head coach Jed Stugart said speaking with Lindenwood’s radio broadcast after the game. Win they did, and now the Lions are serious contenders for a GLVC crown, the lone undefeated team in the conference after handing UIndy their first GLVC loss of the year. 

The Lions close out their home schedule with Senior Day next Saturday, hosting Missouri S&T, who will be confident coming off a 62-0 rout of Southwest Baptist. S&T boasts a similar 6-3 record, but has had mixed results in conference play, notably getting blown out by the UIndy team Lindenwood handled. 

Lindenwood 28, Jewell 16, Lions Claim First Win Of 2019

Lindenwood seemed to have a bit of a chip on their shoulder following a tough loss at Hunter Stadium last week to Midwestern State University. The Lions missed an extra point late in the game, and fumbled the ball away on their last possession when they had a chance to win as the clock expired. Whether it be hard feelings from the week prior, or truly finding their game, they looked to be on a mission against the William Jewell College Cardinals in week three. 

The Cardinals come to St. Charles trying to correct their own mistakes, having lost 49-21 in last week’s contest with West Texas A&M on William Jewell’s home turf in Liberty, Missouri. Unfortunately for the Cardinals efforts to right their ship, Lindenwood came out and smacked them in the face early. Lindenwood’s defense forced a quick three and out on the first drive of the game, and on their own offensive drive quarterback Cade Brister connected with Erik Henneman for a 70-yard touchdown pass. Lindenwood was ahead in less than 150 seconds of game time. 

The Lions never looked back in the first half. Three more touchdowns for Cade Brister, two through the air (including one you can watch here) and another via a short run on 3rd and goal, put the game virtually out of reach for the visitors. Lindenwood was marching toward a fifth touchdown when a Cardinal defender forced a fumble from the Lindenwood ballcarrier. Jewell found the scoreboard as the final seconds ticked off the clock, making a roughly 40-yard field goal to close out the first half. 

Lindenwood began to struggle to find the endzone starting in the second half. Jewell started to find answers for the balanced Lions attack, and Cade Brister’s offense stagnated. LU attempted to keep the ball on the ground more, feeding tailback Dalton Grohler more in an attempt to work minutes off the clock and defend their lead. Jewell began to chip away as they finally found the endzone in the third, and once more at the start of the fourth quarter. After a missed extra point, Lindenwood’s lead had dwindled from 28-0 to 28-16. 

The remainder of the game became a punting/clock management contest, with Lindenwood clinging to their 12-point lead. William Jewell’s attempts to climb within one score were futile, with their last drive ending with the final whistle. 

The win gives Lindenwood their first victory on the young season, but also was Head Coach Jed Stugart’s 100th career coaching win. The Lions improve to 1-2 on the season, as William Jewell falls to 1-2. A few weeks on the road including a big matchup with McKendree on October 5 are next up for LU. For more information on Lindenwood football and other sports, visit LindenwoodLions.com.

Did I Miss Anything?

A boy and his trophy (photo from Washington Post)

Oh yeah. THAT. Kind of a big deal! St. Louis’s beloved perpetual losers are perpetual losers no more. The watch parties and the parade are easily some of my best memories, not just as a Blues fan, but as a fan of sports in general. 

Downtown overrun with people from all walks of life clad in their Blues gear on some fairly warm and muggy June afternoons and evenings reminded me of why I love sports. It’s the people. Walking back to the train and high fiving fans that were pouring out of the watch parties and singing Laura Branigan’s “Gloria” in celebration will forever live in my memory, and is definitely the height of my nearly 27 years of sports fandom/existence on this earth.

Frankly, it’s still setting in that they even did it. Even as I stare at a puck on my desk that tells me the Blues are, in fact, 2019 Stanley Cup Champions, it’s surreal. I assume if I surround myself with enough merchandise that tells me the St. Louis Blues are the 2019 Stanley Cup Champions I’ll eventually feel normal saying they won something. 

The last I wrote about hockey, I was making a case that the sport is volatile. The Tampa Bay Lightning had just been bumped from the playoffs after an NHL-record setting regular season. Here is the end of my last hockey blog:

“While sure, fans can hope and dream for the Stanley Cup trophy to parade down Market Street in downtown St. Louis, perhaps that in itself is a bit too optimistic, given the odds and precedent set in previous seasons. But it’s the NHL playoffs! The ridiculously impossible is possible. 

If Tampa Bay can lose, why can’t St. Louis win?”

Fear And Loathing of the NHL Playoffs, April 18, 2019

Folks, St. Louis won. Hell I think I’m convincing myself more and more as I write this. They won! They were the worst team and hockey at a time that didn’t matter and the best team in hockey when it did.

That “worst to first” narrative has been popular when talking about the St. Louis Blues and their newfound Stanley Cup. Sure, turning the ship around in a matter of months is incredible. Craig Berube was the voice the locker room needed all along, and rightfully was the first person in the organization to get a personal day with the Cup this summer. 


There’s a deeper “worst to first” narrative that goes back much longer. The worst I, and many others, have ever seen the Blues was 2006. Ownership was changing hands. 05-06 was the season that killed the Blues record setting playoff appearance streak, and killed it in spectacular fashion, finishing dead last in the NHL.

That season, the Blues were far and away the worst team in hockey. Attendance to games had been cut in half, the team was nowhere near talented enough to compete. The Blues leading scorer that year was a 38-year-old Scott Young. Their starting goalie was Patrick Lalime, backed up by the incomparable duo of Jason Bacashihua and Reinhard Divis.

The next season, Dave Checketts and John Davidson in management vowed to be better, which never came to fruition. This was the start of a six-year span where the Blues only made the playoffs once, in 2008-09, and were quickly eliminated in that singular appearance.

In 2012 Tom Stillman led a local ownership group in purchasing the majority of the St. Louis Blues from Dave Checketts’ group, and very recently purchased the remaining minority. While many will look to the ice for the Blues struggles in this “post-lockout” period, one can look at the Blues since this time for an example of what a dedicated owner will do for a franchise. 

Stillman, like seemingly fewer and fewer owners in professional sports, actually spends money on his team to succeed. Which, from a fan’s perspective, is what you demand from the billionaires that own your favorite teams. Just ask a Cardinals fan how they feel about their billionaire owner building a high rise past center field instead of signing a starting pitcher this offseason.

In the 2017-18 NHL season, the Blues failed to meet expectations, and failed to make the playoffs. Last summer, Stillman and Blues general manager Doug Armstrong set out to make sure that failure wouldn’t repeat itself. 

Ryan O’Reilly was signed, and he became the central element in the Blues attack, adding a dimension and complimenting other scorers, such as Vladimir Tarasenko. Tyler Bozak’s addition, if nothing else to those who might have only watched their playoff run, made for this now infamous quote: 

“I want to win a Cup. So damn bad.

That’s why I signed in St. Louis. There’s your headline. Print it.”

Tyler Bozak, The Player’s Tribune, “For Toronto”

It’s taken me a month of stewing and nearly 900 words to really have this set in. At the time of the Stillman group’s 2012 acquisition of the Blues,  often maligned NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman said “I know he won’t rest until the players are hoisting the Cup.

I think they can take it easy now.

Ladies Night & Talking Anarchy with Matt Jackson, Owner of Saint Louis Anarchy

The main event of Ladies Night, the area’s first all women’s wrestling show. Photo credit: Saint Louis Anarchy

For years in the sport that is professional wrestling, women were often a sideshow. Their matches were not serious nor treated as such, but the industry has seen great change over the past generation. This Friday Saint Louis Anarchy is putting on the St. Louis area’s first ever all-women’s wrestling event, Ladies Night, in Alton’s own home of wrestling, Spaulding Hall.

“This event features women from all over the United States as well as St. Louis favorites.” said Matt Jackson, Owner of Saint Louis Anarchy. The main event match of the evening sees independent wrestling stars Kimber Lee and Allie Kat going toe-to-toe under the bright lights in Alton’s Spaulding Hall.

Asked about the significance of an all-women’s event, Jackson didn’t pull any punches. “It’s very important. For years women were looked at in a certain way in pro wrestling. That has drastically changed in recent years and I want to show that change to those in St. Louis. These women are some of the best athletes in the world.”

And he knows athletes in wrestling. Jackson is as seasoned as they come. “I’ve been in the business for seventeen years” he says, “Saint Louis Anarchy has been around since 2011. Before that it was Lethal Wrestling Alliance which began in 2001. Anarchy did not run shows between December 2016 and July 2018, due to me taking a job with National Wrasslin League.”

“I feel St. Louis has been one of the most important territories in wrestling, dating back to the ‘Wrestling At The Chase’ days.” adds Jackson. Wrestling At The Chase was a historically significant wrestling show in St. Louis, airing weekly on KPLR from 1959 to 1983. Legends like Ric Flair and Harley Race made a name for themselves in the Khorassan Ballroom at Chase Park Plaza, for which the show was named.

“I don’t enjoy most of the current St. Louis wrestling scene which is why I started Anarchy. Anarchy is more than a wrestling show, it’s a brand. Our fanbase here is the most passionate in wrestling.” Jackson emphasizes. “Adults with families cried when Anarchy came back. People have met their wives and husbands at our events. For some it’s the only place they feel they belong.”

“It’s way more important than just a show.”

Matt Jackson, Owner, Saint Louis Anarchy

Jackson isn’t just hyping his promotion when he says that either. Speaking as a wrestling fan writing this, you can feel that energy and passion when you’re packed into Spaulding Hall. Fans are enthusiastic for everything, from ferocious slams in and out of the ring, to a server from the bar bringing someone in the crowd a buffalo chicken pizza.

To experience the unique atmosphere of Anarchy and witness St. Louis’s very first all-women’s wrestling event, head to Spaulding Hall (405 East 4th Street) in Alton this Friday night.

Doors open at 7 pm, and the event begins at 7:30 pm.

Tickets are available online here, and also at the door of the event.

Follow @stlanarchy on Twitter for more information.

Fear And Loathing Of The NHL Playoffs

Enthusiastic Tampa fan. Wonder how they’re feeling now. (credit: WFLA)

All season, regardless of sport, passionate fans of sports teams across North America have one goal: Playoffs. Anything short of that goal is seen as failure, and oftentimes just making the playoffs is not adequate for a franchise deemed “competitive” by its fans and onlookers. Despite this, all parties involved know just how chaotic and precarious the playoffs can be.

For whatever reason, the NHL playoffs possess a volatility not seen in other sports.

Take the latest, and potentially greatest, example of this volatility, the Tampa Bay Lightning. The Lightning were the best team in hockey by an incredible margin, having one of hockey’s best-ever regular seasons. But the mighty Lightning were stymied by the fairly upstart Columbus Blue Jackets, and were swept out of the playoffs in four straight games.

“For six days in April, Columbus was the better team.” said Tampa Bay head coach Jon Cooper.

Nobody knows how or why this happens. Why did a team that dominated the National Hockey League for 7 months all of the sudden find it impossible to win? Asked after the end of the series, Lightning captain Steven Stamkos said “If we had the answers, we would have found a way to win the game. It sucks.”

In not understanding why his team dropped out of the playoffs in four straight games, Stamkos found that the only way to understand the NHL playoffs. You can’t understand it.

All preconceived notions of what should or shouldn’t happen fly out the window. Matchups that yielded standard, run-of-the-mill games in January are now suddenly hectic encounters, both teams scrambling for every inch on the ice. To try to decipher a rhyme or reason to it beyond “both teams are really trying hard out there” is a fool’s errand.

Almost harder to understand is how the Blues, largely considered to be dead and buried in December, are not just in the playoffs, but are now two wins over Winnipeg away from the second round. The Blues have survived trials and tribulations to reach this point, including firing former head coach Mike Yeo and teammates getting into fights during practices.

That all happened *after* team general manager Doug Armstrong had made a case that the Blues were a playoff team and Stanley Cup contender. Luckily for the organization and its fans, somewhere in January the Blues found their rhythm, and most importantly, a goaltender.

Blues fans are incredibly familiar with April. In 51 seasons of existence in the National Hockey League, the Blues have only missed the playoffs 9 times. Unfortunately, and it pains me as a Blues fan to write this, despite making the playoffs in over 80% of the seasons they’ve played in,

the Blues have never won a Stanley Cup. Ever.

While sure, fans can hope and dream for the Stanley Cup trophy to parade down Market Street in downtown St. Louis, perhaps that in itself is a bit too optimistic, given the odds and precedent set in previous seasons. But it’s the NHL playoffs! The ridiculously impossible is possible.

If Tampa Bay can lose, why can’t St. Louis win?